Hobbies: taking painkillers, writing, watching foreign films and improving myself by pointing out the shortcomings of others
Food(s): chicken wings
Gadget(s): iPod,
Vacation spot(s):
I like my eggs...washed out of my girlfriend's body every month by her menstrual cycle.
Game(s): Diablo, Naked Twister, Punch the Baby
Sport(s):
World leader(s): Mussolini got a bad rap, but I'd have to go with Napoleon.
TV show(s): Monday Night RAW, Penn & Teller's Bullshit!, Masters of Horror, Wonder Showzen, Sealab 2021
Celebrities: porn stars and comedians all have my respect
Charities/Causes:
Movies: Unbreakable, Amelie, Dead End, The Breakfast Club, Porky's, Dawn of the Dead...
Musician(s): The Gathering, Lacuna Coil, Jim Croce and Genesis, pre-1992.
Song(s): "Eat Steak" by the Rev. Horton Heat, or "Epic" by Faith No More.
Dessert(s): a bulbous vagina.
Quote(s): "That that is, is. That that is not, is not."
Cartoon character(s): Felix the Cat
MY LISTS
HOT
NOT
Tory Lane, Eva Angelina, Gina Lynn, Nikki Nova, Krystal Steal, Sydney Moon, Stephanie Swift and all of the other disease-ridden pornstars who light up my computer screen with none of the hassle of a tedious relationship or conversation
99% of the women with whom I went to high school
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ as the Son of God, or anyone else as the Son of God, for that matter
Extreme Warfare Revenge 4.0
World of Warcraft
Mr. Pibb
Dr. Pepper (who happens to be a pedophile, in case you didn't know)
Me
You
MULTIMEDIA ME
DEFINING SHOTS
FAVORITE VIDEOS / WIDGETS
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